There, on my television programme guide,
the name of the show which catches my eye.
Super shapes and sizes, on it, implied.
On ‘capturing beauty’, it will rely.
Sort of ‘sales’ channel, if money to spend.
Bling, ‘designer’, reality T.V.
Content not deliberately offend.
Just, in the title, think what it might be.
Like that other one, ‘Say Yes to the Dress’,
surely must mean dressing-up. But before …
undressed … so can try on and be impressed,
Maybe more than one, until feel quite sure.
What it is, I have so far been oblique,
But there it was, called “Curvy Brides Boutique”.